March 28, 2019: New Old News- Destruction Delivered!
Mega News-- Gaming the System: Turn 11!
Lucky Jump Anything But!
- Russian did it like a pro, with a total pop kill at Lucky Jump this tick. Once again, brood vat futures are up ahead of open trading!
Ubones Goes To Trial Over Tribulation!
- And made it look easy, subduing the planetary defenses handily.
New Albion, Same As The Old Albion!
- ScaryRaven captured New Albion handily, VaT'acking with a lot of firepower on the move. Doesn't he know that working too hard can give you a heart VaT'ak ak ak?
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Travail, UC News Reporter