April 16, 2019: News Addicts' Mega News
Mega News-- Gaming the System: Turn 22!
Biker Gang Picks A Fight!
- A bunch of Mongrell's TK bikers zoomed into Kudszus this past tick to take on a Queen and her escort. Unfortunately, the King was in his counting house, counting out his money, and Mongrell now gets to sub on Kudszus!
What's Your Vector, Victor?
- Placid Platypus vectored into Vector on a full attack vector to take on the rag-tag fugitive fleet defending the planet. In brief, Placid was the victor at Vector.
Necromantic Catastrophe At Zim!
- Jolly Bones overwhelmed the residual guns at Zim to capture the abandoned homeworld. Dem Bones, Dem Bones, huh?!
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Travail, UC News Reporter