August 6, 2020: Every-So-Often Acutron News NetworkAdventure Oasis, turn 2!
All the news in short sound-bites: Zen sought Atonement, and sacrificed Zen to get it, Gerrygadget almost had a misjump to Misjump, and Hair10 went looking for Yuri and found No Way Out. (Editor's note: look that last one up if you aren't old enough. Whippersnappers.)
This news update sponsored by the Chevrolet Water-Management Company: "Because no one wants to drive their Chevy to the levee when the levee is dry."
Travail, UC News Reporter